a squid has three hearts

it's your hand curled almost absently around
the hilt of the knife
but it's not yours plunging it into
human hearts. it isn't
- but it's a near thing.


aseaofquotes:

Isaac Marion, Warm Bodies

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aseaofquotes:

Isaac Marion, Warm Bodies

all-four-cheekbones:

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting.

Remember ladies:

  • “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
  • A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
  • If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
  • Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
  • You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
  • The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

Spread the word, but that advice about detecting two-way mirrors is false.

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all-four-cheekbones:

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:


A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification. article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting. Remember ladies:
 “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

Spread the word, but that advice about detecting two-way mirrors is false.

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stabla:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

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romangodfrey:

8x23 summary

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myownequilibrium:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.

Wow.

(via everkings)


bookspazz:

et-in-arkadia:

literally my favorite thing in the brick

#i feel like #(and note that i am only nearing the end of fantine in the brick so i’m just basing this on this quote and a few others i have read) #i feel like part of why grantaire loves enjolras so much is that he reminds him of who he used to be #i feel like he wasn’t always a cynic #once he was an idealist who believed in love and art and feedom #but he was ugly and no one would love him #and he found himself loving beautiful men who in turn loved beautiful women #and he was taught by his father and the world that he did not deserve love #and so he starts to drink #at first he drinks to drown his pain #and then he drinks to drown in his pain #like marmaladov ‘i drink that i may suffer twice as much’ #for that is what he deserves #and then he meets a beautiful man in love with not a beautiful woman but a beautiful future #a man who loves everyone yet lacks one single person to love only him #so grantaire will love him #that this sun god might not darken #that the cruel world might not kill this prince of the people #that he may not be crushed as grantaire was crushed #that he may live to understand only love and liberty

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bookspazz:

et-in-arkadia:

literally my favorite thing in the brick

#i feel like #(and note that i am only nearing the end of fantine in the brick so i’m just basing this on this quote and a few others i have read) #i feel like part of why grantaire loves enjolras so much is that he reminds him of who he used to be #i feel like he wasn’t always a cynic #once he was an idealist who believed in love and art and feedom #but he was ugly and no one would love him #and he found himself loving beautiful men who in turn loved beautiful women #and he was taught by his father and the world that he did not deserve love #and so he starts to drink #at first he drinks to drown his pain #and then he drinks to drown in his pain #like marmaladov ‘i drink that i may suffer twice as much’ #for that is what he deserves #and then he meets a beautiful man in love with not a beautiful woman but a beautiful future #a man who loves everyone yet lacks one single person to love only him #so grantaire will love him #that this sun god might not darken #that the cruel world might not kill this prince of the people #that he may not be crushed as grantaire was crushed #that he may live to understand only love and liberty

octopifer:

For Ravenno.

(via angelsofspn)

Filed in: awesome art is awesome castiel fanart

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octopifer:

For Ravenno.

kalbane:

I was gonna do the whole burning up in the sky thing, but I really liked this :)

(via angelsofspn)

Filed in: my creys i have a lot of fallen angel feelings castiel supernatural awesome art is awesome

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kalbane:

I was gonna do the whole burning up in the sky thing, but I really liked this :)

Filed in: omg YES GOOD WANTS supernatural

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S9 Sample Posters a.k.a. Ways CW can promote S9 in a non bullshit way: 1/∞ ; Angels + Their landing sites

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epicdirt:

spotters-guide:

smash-brother:

jdrox:

Um, I thought these were real people.

Why does no one speak of this work of art?

I brought this movie to work once and my coworkers thought they were real people for ten full minutes.

The man who drew him is Herge, the original author of Tintin.

(Source: haythamkenwayss, via milodrums)